当大家听相声的时候，特别是相声演员表演绕口令，那语速是不是令你羡慕、
嫉妒、恨？英语中当然也有绕口令的！圈内人有句话-要想口语好，没事就来段绕口令！
现在赶快活动一下你的口腔肌肉，开始挑战自己的舌头吧！下边的材料已经给您准备好了。
A bloke's back bike brake block broke。
一个家伙的脚踏车后制动器坏了。
A tidy tiger tied a tie tighter to tidy her tiny tail。
一只老虎将领带系紧，清洁它的尾巴。
A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood。
大黑虫咬大黑熊，大黑熊流血了！
A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern, and the bitter better bittern bit the bitter
bittern back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern, said:"I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"
一只沮丧而尖刻的麻鹊咬了它兄弟一口，而没有它那么沮丧的兄弟又咬它一口。
那只被咬的沮丧麻鹊对它的兄弟说：“我是一只充满怨恨的麻鹊！我害人终害己了！”
A tutor who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
一个吹笛的导师尝试教两个吹笛者吹笛。那两个学吹笛的问导师：“吹笛难，还是教
两个学吹笛的人吹笛难呢？”
A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So
they flew through a flaw in the flue。
一只跳蚤和一只苍蝇飞进烟道里。跳蚤说：“让我们飞吧！”苍蝇说：“让我们逃跑吧！”
就这样，它们就飞越了烟道里的一条裂纹。
All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot, you can believe it or not,
but I just want a cup of coffee in a proper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots or iron coffee pots are of no use
to me. If I can't have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea!
我只想要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡。信不信由你，我只想要一杯用真正
铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡。锡制的咖啡壶和铁制的咖啡壶对我而言也是没用的。假如我
不能要一杯用真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡，那我就要一杯茶吧！
How much dew would a dewdrop drop if a dewdrop could drop dew?
如果一颗露珠会掉下露水，那么一颗露珠会掉下多少露水呢？
Sandy sniffed sweet smelling sunflower seeds while sitting beside a swift stream。
桑迪坐在湍急的小溪边尽情地品味着葵花子的香味。
A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having
a pleasant time together。
一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起
度过了一段很美好的时光。
A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake。
湖中一只雪白的天鹅快速地游动着去追赶一条慢慢游动的蛇。
A skunk sat on a stump. The skunk thought the stump stunk, and the stump thought the
skunk stunk。
一只臭鼬坐在树墩上，臭鼬认为树墩发臭，而树墩又认为臭鼬发臭。
这个绕口令是非常有难度滴，对大家口语也是非常有效地，英语达人们，还在等什么，
估计学会这个你就可以成为一个英文相声工作者了。
